![]() ![]() She has white pancake makeup, blood red lips, cute little facial tattoos and wickedly sharp metal talons on her fingers. The evil Khalar Zym and his daughter Marique ( Rose McGowan) turn up regularly, uttering imprecations, with Marique especially focused on Conan's warrior gal pal Tamara ( Rachel Nichols). Conan carves, beheads, disembowels and otherwise inconveniences the citizens of several improbable cities, each time in a different fanciful situation. People who despair of convincing me to play video games tell me, "Maybe if you could just watch someone else playing one!" I feel as if I now have. The movie is a series of violent conflicts. He and his father Corin ( Ron Perlman) had earlier forged his sword at the steel moltery earlier still, the infant Conan was delivered on a battlefield by an emergency Caesarian performed by Corin's own sword on the child's mother, who survives long enough to say, "He shall be named Conan." She was so weak she lacked the breath to say, "Conan the Barbarian." ![]() Luckily, Conan (the muscular Jason Momoa) survives and grows up with no worse than a photogenic scar on his face, where some wayward molten iron dripped. ![]()
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